Being Single and Patient

The title says it all. I don't much get into my personal life in my blogs. It just seems to be that to me personal. But today I have to say that relationships suck. And that is all I have to say about that.

Funny?

Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. (Source unknown)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARKO!

Things To Think About

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?

To all my friends in blog world. I hope your Valentine's Day is full of love and sweetness.

This was emailed to me and thought I would share it with you all.

The Legend of Saint Valentine

The story of valentine's Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman Emperor and a humble Christian Martyr. The emperor was Claudius II. The Christian was Valentinus. Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and he made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ, and not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned. Durting the last weeks of Valentinus's life, a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth. Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind.Valentinus read stories of Rome's history to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted in his wisdom, and found comfort in his quiet strength. "Valentinus, does God really hear our prayers?" Julia said one day. "Yes, my child, He hears each one," he replied. "Do you know what I pray for every morning and every night? I pray that I might see. I want so much to see everything you've told me about!" "God does what is best for us if we will only believe in him," Valentinus said. "Oh, Valentinus, I do believe," Julia said intensely. "I do." She knelt and grasped his hand. They sat quietly together, each praying. Suddenly there was a brilliant light in the prison cell. Radiant, julia screamed, "Valentinus, I can see! I can see!" "Praise be to God!" Valentinus exclaimed. On the eve of his death, Valentinus wrote a last note to Julia, urging her to stay close to God, and he signed it "From your Valentine." His sentence was carried out the next day, February 14, 270 A.D., near a gate that was later named Porta Valentini in his memory. he was buried at what is now the Church of Praxeded in Rome. It is said that Julia herself planted a pink-blossomed almond tree near his grave. Today, the almond tree remains a symbool of abiding love and friendship. On each February 14, St. Valentine's Day, messages of affection, love, and devotion are exchanged around the world. Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Taking A Few Days Off

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know I got my tooth pulled and feel much better. I am going to be off blogging for a few days. I have alot of homework I need to catch up on because of the days off I took. Happy blogging I will be back soon.

Booty Call Agreement

I stumbled across this and HAD to share it with everyone. It is called the Booty Call Agreement:

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.*

EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating PartySignature_______________Date:_______________
Participating Party
Signature____________________Date: ______________

A Bit Under The Weather

Not really to much to post today. I am feeling a little under the weather. I have a broken tooth that I am having pulled tomorrow at 11 am. I have been in unbareable pain for the past 2 days. I have been nursing myself through it with Darvocet and Amarettto.

It is pretty much my own doings why I am in this mess. I have been wearing a tongue piercing for about 5 years now. Anyway every once and a while you find yourself biting down on the bar. The last time I did this I broke my tooth in two. So I have been having this tooth pain for about a month now.

So tomorrow is the day I let some man that I don't even really know put me through 10 seconds of the worst pain to me, by sticking that damn needle in my gums. I can't bare the thought. I hate it.

The whole time the only thing I will be thinking about is those people who always say to me, "Why the hell do you have that thing through your tongue anyways?" It is personal preference. Kind-of like all those stupid women that color there hair and it looks like shit. I really don't see a difference, except I am always nice enough to tell them it looks great. Enough about that though, it is all making my skin crawl.

On a lighter note, I went yesterday and picked up my Korn and Mudvayne tickets. I am seeing them April 1st at the Target Center in Minnapolis. I am hoping for a great show. I encourage my music bloggers to check out Mudvayne's video Fall into Sleep at www.mudvayne.com and look around while your there. Also I am adding a link for the Target Center and also Ticket Master. You can find concert information for almost anyone, anywhere from there. Enjoy and I will let you know how everything turns out tomorrow.

LMAO

A Sofa Made For One

Yeah, I think the blog repairs are over.

I would have to agree with my friend Mr. Althouse (Mike) I use to not even think about blogging but I have meet so many awesome friends here that now it is a natural for me to be here once a day catching up on everyone.

It may be because I have no life at all or maybe it is because I have come accustom to being alone. I really am not sure but I love the blogging. I am really glad that I was not out for good. I live across from a library and the whole getting on the internet would not be a problem but I just wouldn't want to walk that far. (across the street).

I thought about everything that I really hate today and I rarely use that emotion but today I did.

1. The state.
2. My hair.
3. That shit you get stuck in your teeth and don't know about till someone tells you.
4. Trying to open the four jars in my cupboard that have been there for months.
5. My phone never ringing when I want it to.
6. Always having a person with the worse smelling breath wanting to tell me a secret.
7. Going to a full service station and having the attendant ask me if I would like him to pump my gas for me.
8. Washing my Camaro just to find out that the dirt is still there.
9. Looking like a million bucks and having me be the only one to notice.
10. Little kids that think it is fun to pick their nose and then wipe it on you.
11. Having money to go out, but not having anyone to go out with.
12. Being stuck in a crowd that smells like a French whore house. (People when it comes to cologne, more is NOT better.
13. Being shut out at a department store because I don't look wealthy enough to buy something there. (Kind-of like the whole Pretty Women thing, minus the hooker part.)
14. How when I'm miserable it seems everyone else is happy.
15. How I always get screwed in life and never have the chance to realize it happened until I get a letter in the mail.

For Satan sake, I could go on and on. I guess I just didn't have anything better to say today.

Well I Am Half Here

I seem to be able to post but I can't view my blog. I have been republishing now for about an hour. Thank you so much Zombieslayer for all your help in this matter. Hopefully this will not be an issue for long. I will publish more later.

Just Art Today

AAAAhhhhhh! Boris always seems to make even the worst feeling days alittle easier to deal with. One of my favorite Boris'!

Poodle Skirts And The Sock Hop

Once again as every year brings us. All of Mason City and our sister city Clear Lake is booming with the memories of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the "Big Bopper".

Tomorrow marks the 47th anniversary of the day the music died. Clear Lake which is Mason City's sister town is home to the famous Surf Ballroom. This is the last place Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper played. The Surf is still there and is home to many music concerts just as it always has been. The crash site memoribillia that is seen above has now since been moved to the surf due to vandals.

I was not born until after this tragic accident happened, yet my mother was a fan of all 3. So I grew up in a house listening to them all. About 5 years ago I got the opportunity to go to the Surf Ballroom to experience something wonderful. You walk through door and it is like a huge time machine and you are somewhere so magical. Men are in white tee-shirts and leather jackets with the cuffs in their pants perfect. You could swear James Dean is going to walk passed you at any time. Women have poodle skirts, bofant hair and saddle shoes. Bright red lipstick and chewing gum to boot. They dance and dance all the dances you have seen but never been able to do. Shirley Temples, Pink Squirrels, Green Grasshoppers and Cherry Coke seem to be the craze. The people who are there are amazing and this event is international. I meet people that came from everywhere in the United States. I also meet 5 or 6 couples that came from England. They said they come every year. It was amazing and it really is quite the evening. They dance and sing until around 4 in the morning. When you leave you realize something that you may not have noticed coming in the parking lot is even a step back in history. Everyone and anyone that has a 50's to 60's car has parked it in the rear parking. It really made a night to remember for me.

Little known fact- The Big Bopper, tired of squeezing into the small tour bus swapped his seat with bass player, Waylon Jennings. Valens wins a coin toss for his seat. The plane crashed eight miles from takeoff.

Sorry no spell check, bare with me!